Let me tell you how it will be,
there's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five per cent appear too small,
be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
if you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
Don't ask me what I want it for,
if you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm